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SpongeBob
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The official SpongeBob SquarePants Twitter from Nickelodeon
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May 21 |
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Patrick is capable of seeing things no one else can. That doesn’t mean those things are either true, or real … but it is a unique talent!
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May 19 |
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Squidward loves stinky cheese. I wonder if he’d like these stinky sea onions too? I’ll just leave them here in his locker and he can decide later.
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May 17 |
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Uh-oh, Squidward just picked the wrong time to ask Mr. Krabs for a raise. Mr. Krabs quite clearly stated when the right time was: after the sun has stopped shining, and the mountains have sunken into the sea! I can wait.
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May 15 |
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How do I make my shoes so shiny? I’ll tell you my secret: I buff them with Gary's slime! I just have to be careful not to get slime on my shoe tread, or it’ll be another one of those "slippery days."
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SpongeBob
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May 13 |
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there – especially my mom. She raised me from a little larva to the frolicking fry cook I am today!
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May 11 |
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If at first you don’t succeed, don’t worry because today is about extra chances: Friday is Extra Try Day!
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May 9 |
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Gary wants me to believe it wasn’t him that raided the refrigerator ... but the trail of slime tells another story!
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May 8 |
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Squidward told me he thinks unicycle riding is a “backwards” thing to do. Now why would he say that? I wasn’t even riding backwards!
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May 6 |
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Squidward and I were supposed to do the Krusty Krab inventory together, but he said I could do it all by myself. Such a good friend! I decided to return the favor by letting him take my favorite task: emptying the grease traps!
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May 5 |
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Ah, a sunny Saturday ... great day to be indoors, making Krabby Patties behind a hot grill!
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May 3 |
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It’s true, money can’t buy happiness … but it can buy a Krabby Patty, which certainly tastes like happiness!
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May 1 |
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Sometimes I wonder if I might really enjoy being a jellyfish ... but then I remember that if I had jellyfish tentacles, I wouldn’t be able to hold a spatula and flip Krabby Patties! Never mind.
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Apr 30 |
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If you’re having a Manic Monday, don’t lose your head! Unless you’re Patrick, you can’t just grow it back …
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Apr 27 |
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Why did the squirrel try to eat her friend? She thought her friend was nuts!
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Apr 24 |
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What day of the week is best for playing ping pong? That would be Table Tennis Tuesday, of course!
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Apr 23 |
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A wise fish once said, “Genius is one percent inspiration and 99% perspiration.” But what if you’re not a genius? In that case, you can follow advice from another wise fish: “Don’t sweat it!”
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Apr 21 |
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I love watching my garden grow! (Note: It's much more lovable thanks to time-lapse photography.)
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Apr 19 |
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Snails can be very social animals! You just have to get them out of their shells.
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Apr 18 |
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Wednesday is the middle of the week day! Does that mean “Wednes” is week-speak for “middle”?
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SpongeBob
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Apr 16 |
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Squidward told me he is happiest when he’s alone. I wonder how I can help him with that? Not sure yet but I am determined to find a way!
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