I wanted a simple *function* to convert the output of phpinfo into an array.  Here's what I came up with thanks to alot of the previous authors tips, and the source file: php-5.2.6/ext/standard/info.c
Call this function like phpinfo_array() prints the array, phpinfo_array(1) returns the array for your own processing.
== Sample Output ==
[PHP Configuration] => Array
 (
  [PHP Version] => 5.2.6
  [PHP Egg] => PHPE9568F34-D428-11d2-A769-00AA001ACF42
  [System] => Linux askapache 2.6.22.19-grsec3
  [Build Date] => Nov 11 2008 13:09:07
  [Configure Command] =>  ./configure --prefix=/home/grsec/bin/php 
  [Server API] => FastCGI
  [IPv6 Support] => enabled
 [Zend Egg] => PHPE9568F35-D428-11d2-A769-00AA001ACF42
  [PHP Credits Egg] => PHPB8B5F2A0-3C92-11d3-A3A9-4C7B08C10000
 )
[mbstring] => Array
 (
  [mbstring.http_input] => pass
  [mbstring.internal_encoding] => Array
    (
     [0] => ISO-8859-1
     [1] => no value
    )
  [mbstring.language] => neutral
   )
[mcrypt] => Array
 (
  [Version] => 3.5.7
  [Api No] => 20031217
 )
<?php
function phpinfo_array($return=false){
 ob_start(); 
 phpinfo(-1);
 
 $pi = preg_replace(
 array('#^.*<body>(.*)</body>.*$#ms', '#<h2>PHP License</h2>.*$#ms',
 '#<h1>Configuration</h1>#',  "#\r?\n#", "#</(h1|h2|h3|tr)>#", '# +<#',
 "#[ \t]+#", '# #', '#  +#', '# class=".*?"#', '%'%',
  '#<tr>(?:.*?)" src="(?:.*?)=(.*?)" alt="PHP Logo" /></a>'
  .'<h1>PHP Version (.*?)</h1>(?:\n+?)</td></tr>#',
  '#<h1><a href="(?:.*?)\?=(.*?)">PHP Credits</a></h1>#',
  '#<tr>(?:.*?)" src="(?:.*?)=(.*?)"(?:.*?)Zend Engine (.*?),(?:.*?)</tr>#',
  "# +#", '#<tr>#', '#</tr>#'),
 array('$1', '', '', '', '</$1>' . "\n", '<', ' ', ' ', ' ', '', ' ',
  '<h2>PHP Configuration</h2>'."\n".'<tr><td>PHP Version</td><td>$2</td></tr>'.
  "\n".'<tr><td>PHP Egg</td><td>$1</td></tr>',
  '<tr><td>PHP Credits Egg</td><td>$1</td></tr>',
  '<tr><td>Zend Engine</td><td>$2</td></tr>' . "\n" .
  '<tr><td>Zend Egg</td><td>$1</td></tr>', ' ', '%S%', '%E%'),
 ob_get_clean());
 $sections = explode('<h2>', strip_tags($pi, '<h2><th><td>'));
 unset($sections[0]);
 $pi = array();
 foreach($sections as $section){
   $n = substr($section, 0, strpos($section, '</h2>'));
   preg_match_all(
   '#%S%(?:<td>(.*?)</td>)?(?:<td>(.*?)</td>)?(?:<td>(.*?)</td>)?%E%#',
     $section, $askapache, PREG_SET_ORDER);
   foreach($askapache as $m)
       $pi[$n][$m[1]]=(!isset($m[3])||$m[2]==$m[3])?$m[2]:array_slice($m,2);
 }
 return ($return === false) ? print_r($pi) : $pi;
}
?>